PRESS RELEASE
Sydney, March 28th 2009
In an unusual development, rodents have taken up residence at “the house with the orange door" in Wood Street, Lane Cove. This sunny suburb on the Lower North Shore in Sydney is normally pest free, until yesterday!
In an interview with a neighbour, it was revealed that two little terrorists had held mom and dad to ransom. Their demands were simple. “If you want the dummies to go, ya gotta give us the goods.” And in this case, “the goods” were two Guinea Pigs. One of the terrorist let slip that the Rodents names were in fact “Flash” and “Princess Wendy Sparkles Squeaky” (no identity crisis there...).
Further sources revealed that mom was not confident that Flash and Sparkles would survive the week, due to excessive petting, hugs, cuddles and bike rides.
The kids are in their element and the dreaded dummies a distant memory!
2 comments:
LOL! I knew it wouldn't be long! How I love the stethoscope!
Hi Rene. Please send me your email address. seem to have lost it. My address is philipb@damelin.co.za.
All winding down for the Easter weekend which will be aquiet one for us!! The last 6 weekends have been spent away from home and the dogs are starting to bark at us when we get home!!
Thanks. Philip
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